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07172004

Not in My Skatepark OUT NOW. Info here.

052904

Adam is having a birthday party on July 3. Email sk8ordieisgo@yahoo.com for details. Our CD should be out June 8, so buy one or else we will break your kneecaps.

052504

Adam is getting married in November in Vegas by an Asian Elvis impersonator. We are also trying to book a tour of the western states for the last week of July, so email sk8ordietour@yahoo.com if you want us to play your town.

051604

Not in My Skatepark recording is done. We have 3 new mp3s up on hxcmp3.com.

041804

We are playing the 3rd night of The Best Month Ever with Life Crisis and The Attacks. Also, we are almost done recording the vocals for Not In My Skatepark. We also have shirts and stuff for sale.

040304

We have a show April 17th with The Makeout Boys. Check it out. Also, our demo "Batboy Bites Blader" was reviewed in last week's City Beat.

The recording of "Not in my Skatepark" began last Thursday, continued Friday, and is progessing nicely. Rob Logic of The Mice has been kind enough to stand around as we make horrible sounds in his home as a computer turns the noises it hears into digital data. He then plays with various knobs and doohickies and whatnot, and somehow the noise becomes magically less horrible. I am told this is what is meant by the term "recording." Man, if I am bored playing the same song 13 times, I am sure he is wanting to kill himself as all he gets to do is press a button and then have to watch me make the same mistake on the same song for 40 minutes

Now all we have left is the grunting and screeching and chuffling and other such various vocalizations. Will we finish the ablum before May? Will Adam find true love? Will Brandan's coup of Parliment be forcibly subdued by Tory jackbooted bullyboys? Will Bruce's brain transplant be a success, and if so will he remember any of the lyrics? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!!!

012804
Pictures from the Signing of the Contract now up. What will the album be named? We don't know. We are resonably sure it is going to have 13 songs on it though. Why? Shut the fuck up. That's why.

010304
Hill Billy Stew Records has signed us to a one album contract. It should be released sometime around March. We are going to go on tour shortly thereafter. That means we are better than your shitty band. You can kiss our asses because we are on the Express Train to Rockstartowne and there ain't no room for losers like you and your bandmates. Your band would be lucky to get a show at your 5-year-old sister's birthday party. We, on the other hand, are putting out an album. A FULL LENGTH album. Do you know what that means? That means that soon we shall be going on Conan and getting a video on Fuse and guest hosting TRL and going on tour with Avril. That is right: AVRIL! She and we are on a first name basis now. We call her Avril and she calls us Sk8.

Later, Small Time.

121203
New pics from a show we played at the Che a long time ago are up.

120603
I am no longer archiving the news on a seperate page because I figured out how to make scroll bars work. Scroll bars will be found to your right when needed. Your right is the part on this side of your body: ------>.

We have a show on December 20th, 2003 with two very special guests at Wired in Pacific Beach. Contact Evil Explosion Booking for information. We might also be playing a show in February for the benefit for the Mar Vista Gay/Straight Alliance at The Che Cafe.

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		News Archives 07172004 Not in My Skatepark OUT NOW. Info here. 052904 Adam is having a birthday party on July 3. Email sk8ordieisgo@yahoo.com for details. Our CD should be out June 8, so buy one or else we will break your kneecaps. 052504 Adam is getting married in November in Vegas by an Asian Elvis impersonator. We are also trying to book a tour of the western states for the last week of July, so email sk8ordietour@yahoo.com if you want us to play your town. 051604 Not in My Skatepark recording is done. We have 3 new mp3s up on hxcmp3.com. 041804 We are playing the 3rd night of The Best Month Ever with Life Crisis and The Attacks. Also, we are almost done recording the vocals for Not In My Skatepark. We also have shirts and stuff for sale. 040304 We have a show April 17th with The Makeout Boys. Check it out. Also, our demo "Batboy Bites Blader" was reviewed in last week's City Beat. The recording of "Not in my Skatepark" began last Thursday, continued Friday, and is progessing nicely. Rob Logic of The Mice has been kind enough to stand around as we make horrible sounds in his home as a computer turns the noises it hears into digital data. He then plays with various knobs and doohickies and whatnot, and somehow the noise becomes magically less horrible. I am told this is what is meant by the term "recording." Man, if I am bored playing the same song 13 times, I am sure he is wanting to kill himself as all he gets to do is press a button and then have to watch me make the same mistake on the same song for 40 minutes Now all we have left is the grunting and screeching and chuffling and other such various vocalizations. Will we finish the ablum before May? Will Adam find true love? Will Brandan's coup of Parliment be forcibly subdued by Tory jackbooted bullyboys? Will Bruce's brain transplant be a success, and if so will he remember any of the lyrics? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!!! 012804 Pictures from the Signing of the Contract now up. What will the album be named? We don't know. We are resonably sure it is going to have 13 songs on it though. Why? Shut the fuck up. That's why. 010304 Hill Billy Stew Records has signed us to a one album contract. It should be released sometime around March. We are going to go on tour shortly thereafter. That means we are better than your shitty band. You can kiss our asses because we are on the Express Train to Rockstartowne and there ain't no room for losers like you and your bandmates. Your band would be lucky to get a show at your 5-year-old sister's birthday party. We, on the other hand, are putting out an album. A FULL LENGTH album. Do you know what that means? That means that soon we shall be going on Conan and getting a video on Fuse and guest hosting TRL and going on tour with Avril. That is right: AVRIL! She and we are on a first name basis now. We call her Avril and she calls us Sk8. Later, Small Time. 121203 New pics from a show we played at the Che a long time ago are up. 120603 I am no longer archiving the news on a seperate page because I figured out how to make scroll bars work. Scroll bars will be found to your right when needed. Your right is the part on this side of your body: ------>. We have a show on December 20th, 2003 with two very special guests at Wired in Pacific Beach. Contact Evil Explosion Booking for information. We might also be playing a show in February for the benefit for the Mar Vista Gay/Straight Alliance at The Che Cafe.